BFE

One step up from a one night stand, but more sensitive than a booty ball. The BFE aka Boyfriend experience, entails treating what should be a one night stand to the charm and charisma you'd give to an actual girlfriend.

Would require minimum of 2-3 meaningless dates, and should involve hooking your friends up for actual one night stands with friends of the BFE victim

warning: the chick may think you're an actual boyfriend. While you're temporarily playing one, prepare many exit strategies as needed

Joe: I power banged some sloot last night
Bill: Where'd you meet her
Joe: Run off from Ben's BFE girl

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