Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

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DiC

They most recently butchered "I Ran", an 80's song from A Flock Of Seagulls. They use some young punk's version as the themesong for their dub of Knights Of The Zodiac, which is equally embarassing to watch.

As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<

"*some little kid saying this* DiC"

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grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

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wool

1) Fool, idiot.
2) Cockhead

Did you see that shit? That guy's a wool!

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Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

tross

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

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whip the willy

To masturbate.

"Do you mind?! I'm whippin' my willy!"

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