Siddhartha Gautama

sihd-hahr-tah-gau-tah-mah
sihd-hahr-thuh-gau-tah-mah (?)

The name of the very first Buddha.

"Hey, someone correct me about the second pronunciation of His name, ok? I would very much appreciate it. ^_^ "
-me

"The name 'Siddhartha' also means : 'one who attains his goals'. Cool huh? Inspires me to reach my goals in life. How 'bout you? ^_^ "
-me

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shit in the bidet

Verb phrase. To commit a serious faux pas when mingling with people completely outside your normal circle, especially when they're higher on the social ladder than you. From the caricature of a working class person getting confused by the extra piece of furniture in a better-off person's bathroom.

"Only demanded they heat up my gazpacho, didn't I?"

"God, you shat in the bidet there, mate."

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fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

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Kasatka

Kamov Ka-60 Kasatka. A multi-purpose helicopter.

"kasatka" means "killer whale".

"Look out it's a kasatka!"
-an underwater dude seeing a killer whale

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Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

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DiC

They most recently butchered "I Ran", an 80's song from A Flock Of Seagulls. They use some young punk's version as the themesong for their dub of Knights Of The Zodiac, which is equally embarassing to watch.

As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<

"*some little kid saying this* DiC"

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grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

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