going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.

Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.

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NBC

*National Broadcasting Company
*Never Been Caught
*Nothing But Crap
*Nothing But Caucasions
*Nuclear Biochemical
*Nigga Be Cool

SOMEONE : "I'm gonna watch NBC."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Which one?"
SOMEONE : "Never Been Caught."
SOMEONE ELSE : "That's not a show."
SOMEONE : "Yes it is."
SOMEONE ELSE : "You're stupid."
SOMEONE : "Shut up before I go NBC on your ass."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Riiiiight."

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closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

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claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

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wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

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hypocrisy

*Synonymous with "lies" (greatly depends).

*Being a hypocrite or bearing similar traits to a hypocrite, such as being two-faced & for example, claiming to be for something but in reality isn't.

*A human trait.

"Hypocrisy does suck, yes. BUT, it is in our human nature to be hypocrites. If you don't admit that you're a hypocrite, then you're a hypocrite. ALL human beings are hypocrites. Not just politicians and communists. And believe it or not, not JUST women either!.....although women are known to very hypocritical. Nevertheless, you're a hypocrite, he's a hypocrite, she's a hypocrite, and even I AM A HYPOCRITE. It's all about admitting whether or not you are one. If you admit you're a hypocrite, then you could get somewhere in life. The reason people can't admit that they're hypocrites is because of their ego, and for some, they have their ego because they feel that they have a cause to uphold.....this is especially true of being a politician. A politician is basically a bureaucrat in a sense. Hypocrisy can be evident because of bureaucratic structures, such as the fact that bureaucrats are mindless people who only follow orders. And George W Bush is widely considered a hypocrite because of the liberal elite.......well whatever. We're all hypocrites. Got it?"
-me

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Mikhail Less

My hack toward Michael Moore, to represent his liberalism, and how liberals are popularly portrayed as communists (not ALL libs are commies, but sadly, lots of them are).

Mikhail : a russian name, because Russia used to be a communist nation.
Less : because his knowledge deprives you of logic and sense, or pretty much, thought.

"Mikhail Less, I mean Michael Moore, is evil!"
-me

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