overpatriot

A type of patriot who uses racism as means of expressing patriotism.

"An overpatriot would be like, 'America rules! Fuck the frogs, fuck the krauts, fuck the chinks!'."

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Wagnon

1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured

2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking

"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"

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panda'd

To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.

I panda'd this thread.

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Switzerland

*A European country.

*To be neutral; to be neither good nor bad, to neither attack nor be attacked; derived off of Switzerland's peaceful, stable nature.

"Switzerland makes cool knife kits, and is said to have lots of banks. ^_^ Then again I say that because I hear a LOT about how people deposit some of their money into Swiss banks."
-me

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you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

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The King of the World

Apparently, someone who stands in front of the very tip of a boat.

"Leonardo DiCaprio is not the king of the world. Hell he's not even a man."
-me

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Nerdo

Noun: Name given to a person who is on a level above the common Nerd.

"You are such a Nerdo"

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