Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

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maureen moor

one fat jewish prostitute that chows down on man milk

this fat girl pulled a maureen on me

the obese woman on the corner that blows sheep at the market is called maureen moor

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going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.

Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.

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NBC

*National Broadcasting Company
*Never Been Caught
*Nothing But Crap
*Nothing But Caucasions
*Nuclear Biochemical
*Nigga Be Cool

SOMEONE : "I'm gonna watch NBC."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Which one?"
SOMEONE : "Never Been Caught."
SOMEONE ELSE : "That's not a show."
SOMEONE : "Yes it is."
SOMEONE ELSE : "You're stupid."
SOMEONE : "Shut up before I go NBC on your ass."
SOMEONE ELSE : "Riiiiight."

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closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.

George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen

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claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

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wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

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