Spoogler

Someone who jerks-off too much.

My friend Roger is an Olympic class spoogler.

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Bungie

A videogame company generally credited for developing the infamous Halo series. They are actually owned by Microsoft, making them a second-party developer of games. Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination.

"Is Bungie's goal REALLY world-domination?"
"...uh, that's what they say."

"Bungie makes kick-ass games and I like them, but wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are other game companies?"
-me

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River City Ransom

*Released in 1989 for the 8-bit NES, by the company Technos (who in part released Double Dragon). River City Ransom was an underrated side-scrolling beat'em-up game where you could play as one or two players, and in essence, go around beating thugs up and taking their money! You can then use their money for RPG-related elements, such as going to stores and restaurants to power up your character's stats, and even learn new techniques.
River City Ransom has been recently re-released for the Gameboy Advance (by Atlus). It is now called River City Ransom EX (EX means 'extra' I think), and is basically River City Ransom with improved features, and tons of customization capability. RCR EX is very deep and I highly recommend it.......but good luck finding a copy; they sell like hotcakes!! I would know; the new copy I bought was the last friggin' one they had!! o_o I'm so lucky. ^-^

*To go around beating people up and taking their money.

"They seriously should consider making a sequel to River City Ransom; the game just fucking rules."
-me

"I like to go downtown pulling a River City Ransom from time to time. ^-^ "

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Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.

For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.

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negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

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Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

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fat-angst

general anger caused by being fat

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst

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