Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

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pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

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CMC

Central Military Commission

The power behind the Chinese military. They do all the planning and shit.

"General Kong Feirong is the chairman of the CMC."
-Colonel Lambert, Splinter Cell

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Darth Vader

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.

"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry

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heeooo

Burson flamed all da niggas

man ur a heeooo

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Shagohod

shah-goh-hohd

After a long time, the name for the new Metal Gear unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater is confirmed. Shagohod is its name, once and for all.

Shagohod is a massive, somewhat-bipedal tank, capable of operating on any land on the planet. The crown jewel of the Shagohod, however, is its nuclear capabilities; it is equipped with a massive turret designed to launch an SS-20 Saber-Class nuclear missile. Other than its nuclear capability, the Shagohod is the missing link between infantry and artillery, and given MGS3's setting, the Shagohod's deployment ultimately means the end of the Cold War, the end of nuclear deterrence, and thus, World War III.

"Metal Gear Rex will always be my favorite, but the Shagohod looks so cool nonetheless. ^_^ "
-me

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jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.

'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'

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