fucked up

Being on some shit that done got you tore up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up

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DSC

Distinguished Service Cross

The second highest decoration for a soldier to achieve in the US Military. The highest is the Medal of Honor. However, the DSC is a very high commendation that defines a true soldier.

"I bought a DSC at the gun-show this Saturday! ^.^ "
-me

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w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".

MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.

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w/e

Abbreviation commonly used in personal ads to indicate someone is well endowed.

"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)

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arabian surprise

after a man ejaculates into a girl (or man for that matter) he whispers into her ear 'I have AIDS.'

also often referred to as a 'Swedish rodeo.'

sam performed an arabian surprise on his dad

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Aderol

A type of drug that is used to encourage the chemical reaction in your brain to do work, especially schoolwork.

"Aderol is handy but it makes my muscles anxious."
-me

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masturbathon

Guys racing to see who can blow their load first.

You know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!

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