honor

Something this world needs more of.

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"

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breasts

the greatest creation known to man

and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."

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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^

"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me

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camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

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Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

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ah'm goh

Southern pronunciation of the phrase, "I'm gonna".

"Ah'm goh haf ta seel mah smellhound! Dawggannit!"
-a hick

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