Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.

Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.

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pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

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wehrmacht

vehr-mahckt

Deutsche for "military power". A term used during WWII, by the Allies, to describe the entire nazi military.

"The wehrmacht had a shitload of powerful weapons, such as U-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their asses! ^.^ "
-me

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festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

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nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

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BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

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Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

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