Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

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Flamealchemist

An annoying yet funny member of thesato, flamealchemist was inspired by Vashyro's 1337ness to pick up the bass. Flamealchemist worships Vashyro like god and voted for him aswell. He would consider himself Vashyro's eternal rival, but is nowhere near as 1337. He gets an F in PE and wants to become a Senator.

Flamealchemist: 'I am going to be such a 1337 bassist, I'm gonna get a Musicman Stingray, just like Taira!'

Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'

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spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

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strut that stuff

To push your pelvis forward.

"Daphne Blake likes to strut her stuff in Scooby-Doo. She always has her hips forward like she's pushing out her pussy."
-me

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hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

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kevinrookiebiatch?

Kevin, K- Jizzle, is a little rookie biatch, which is spelt biatch not beeeeeyatch.

Kevin is a rookie biatch.