Rural Dictionary

tp

triple penetration (1 in the pink, 2 in the stink)

"oh yeah baby put a dick in my pussy and 2 dicks in my ass!"

by DAve February 26, 2005

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slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by DAve April 21, 2005

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jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.

OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.

by DAve June 28, 2004

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The Pain

Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

He's this guy who can spit out bees, and even control them, because he has a queen bee in his backpack.

"A guy who can spit out bees.....riiiiight."
-me

by DAve September 13, 2004

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When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.

Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.

by DAve February 2, 2004

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