breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^

"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me

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camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

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Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

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Chinagook

A word indicating a Chinese person, possibly racist because of the word "gook" put in.
Don't ask where I got this. Even I don't know. To be honest it just came out of nowhere and I started saying it. I often use this word to refer to a Chinese person, or Chinese people (Chinagook can be plural as it sounds).

"The Chinagook want to nuke us!"
-me

"I'm gonna be the Chinagook."
-me picking my team in C&C : Generals.

"It's a Chinagook."
-points to a Viet-Cong

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spam

1: a form of meat; deliscious when cooked in cast iron skillet
2: any kind of unwanted mail, e-mail, or message board post
3: mindless bable

D1: mmmmm.... sssspaaaaammm...
D2: This fuggin spam!!! always clogging my inbox
D3: hey travis! cut the spam and come see this!!!

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Ryne

A short selfish selfcentered troll who likes to hurt people because it has a small penis and girls will always laugh at it because its shorter than normal like he is.

Under the bridge lived a Ryne.

They avoided him becuase he acted like a Ryne.

The kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a Ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him Ryno.

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