foo hacking

A synonym for masturbating; pulling the pud; tugging your dork; beating the bishop; etc.

I was just about to finish until my mom walked in and caught me foo hacking to her Cosmo mags.

Vagrino

Just another name for a woman's vagina.

"Damn that bitch's vagrino smelled like an open grave!"

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p'stache

A red mark left from your penis as it was just whipped across a woman's upper lip.

She was using too much teeth, so I pulled it out and gave her a p'stache!

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