Watercake

It was coined in the Elizabethan Era to describe women as having big boobies and always being horny and wanting the awooga with everyone they meet. Essentially someone called a watercake was branded a hoe.

"oh look at that watercake she's at it again with Jerry from next door"
"the watercakes of this city are going round to everyone.

Smash

To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.

School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"

*principal pulls down his pants... *