North Philadelphia

The worst part of Philly. In other parts of the city if you wear a giants jersey you probably get into a fight but here death is assured.

Man1: Hey I think i wanna buy a house in North Philadelphia
Man 2: I wouldn't.
Man 1: i think i will.
*6 months pass*
Priest: We are gathered here today to commemorate the life of insert niggas who died in North Philly would anyone like to say anything
Man1: I told you so.

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Ligma

balls

Man 1: oOH fuck nibba i got the ligma
Man 2: man that sounds horrible i hope you recover soon
Man 1: Ligma Balls! fuck wait

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concrete

1) Solid, overall of good quality.

Warren Buffet: yo mf our profits are concrete this month