Pussy capper

Someone who caps for pussy like their life depends on it

Guy 1: hey have you seen derek lately

Guy 2: oh bro he’s a pussy capper now he’s always busy w bitches

Arjun

Suuuuuper gay metro-sexual man who derives happiness from being absolutely disrespected and roasted by every person he comes in contact with. He balances out his emaciated body frame and lack of athleticism by chubby chasing and finding girls twice his size, this way the both of them together would make 1 normally sized person. Also has a micro-penis and is usually found by his parents crying alone in his room while performing auto-erotic asphyxiation .

Girl 1: Hey this 25 year old terrorist just tried to ask me out.
Girl 2: Ew, how gross was he?
Girl 1: A total Arjun! That rock having fuck will never have a chance with me!

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