Smellancholy

An odour which elicits a feeling of gloom or depression.

As I sat in the hospital waiting room for my colonoscopy, the smellancholy was overwhelming.

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Handi-dextrous

Self-proclaimed skill whereby an individual claims to posses ability to use both hands equally well for an activity but in reality possesses well below average ability with one or both hands.

Phil claims to be ambidextrous but his all-around lack of dexterity on the baseball diamond certainly explains why he gets the close parking spots. He is clearly handi-dextrous.

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