life

it sucks ass, and god should end it

fuck life it sux an egg

12👍 17👎

shit eater

Jimmy, and Dank Fucking and eating thier shit.

*Oh Fuck ya, oh jimmy, yummy! damn we eat our shit good

15👍 55👎

Poonis

a penis made out of poo

they made love with his ponis and her yum yum

13👍 18👎

told

When you insualt someone greatly.

Jimmy: whao, where did you came from jon?
Jon: My mom's Vigina!
A little freak following us (kylr nott): OHH-you just got told.

19👍 43👎

PMS

A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar

'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'

'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*

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cj

that hot lady from the West Wing!

damn i would love to have sex with CJ!

32👍 49👎

sonam

a living, breathing celebration of life. seems contented with what she has, and speculative of what she doesn't. knows a little bit of evrythng. would make a great rocket scientist, but is just too moody

I think you could be a sonam if you tried a little harder!

224👍 89👎