Quarter baked

Quarter baked is when someone has a taken an extremely light hit from the bong and is "quarter stoned".

"Hey I just flipped my balls inside out!"
"Bro are you baked?"
"Nah just quarter baked(:"

rehafapatation

Rehafapatation is when a male or female has dangerously exceeded the limit they can fap and needs to undergo rehab or Rehafapatation.

"I can't get horny anymore"
"Why not?"
"Because I nearly died and now I'm undergoing Rehafapatation".