DDR

A Facebook group with the most sexy bitches.

Currently referred to as war lords, they house some of the best ‘Twitter reporters’ to date.

Alongside war chat and reporting, DDR is also home to prehistoric homosexual David Walker, who is in great denial.

I’d shag all Admins; Katy, Becca, Mary, Emily, Davina, Kirstie, and usually Scott who seems to have been demoted.

Find them on Facebook by searching ‘DDR #12’, and if you can’t find them then try #13 #14 #15 and so on until you do

(Blame Katy for that one)

Wow, DDR is full of some of the most sexy people on this planet.

Prehistoric Homosexual

The perfect word to describe the most perfect gay man.

David Walker, who is DDR’s finest piece of furniture, is a prehistoric homosexual who lives in the closest and sometimes opens the door to allow the outside world to view his not so hidden secret.

‘Prehistoric’ is to describe the era in which he was born. Roaming around with the dinosaurs, you’d often see Walker on the back of a T-Rex waving a pride flag and sipping a glass of his own semen.

You’re such a prehistoric homosexual, David Walker. I’m loving those shoes you crafted from the bones of a stegosaurs and the bra you made from leaves.