Chlen

A huy, piska or something you sosat on. An important member of the family jewels.

He is the chlen of his family. His housemates are nuts, and his neighbor is an a#@hole.

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clean sock

A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).

"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"

"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."

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Soft sock

An anomily in places where males coexist. Especially dorms.

"Does anyone have a soft sock I can borrow?"

"Sorry all my socks are standing upright, proping up broken furniture with missing wheels and pegs, or being used as paper weights."

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