Glisten Noise

The glisteny noise a turd makes when it it is being pushed out of your pooper.

Listening to his colleagues glisten noise in the cubicle next door was the best part of Pete's day.

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Threader

A person who uses the little peehole thing in their underpants when they do a wee.

Malcolm enjoyed threading his penis through the weird little hole in his underpants. He was a deviant. A threader deviant.

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