PULLING A RUSSIAN

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND COLDLY AND OBJECTIVELY CHEATS ON OR DUMPS YOU FOR A RICHER GUY.

DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOUR MOM HAS ANY MONEY IS CAUSE SHE ENGAGED IN PULLING A RUSSIAN ON HER HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEART TO MARRY YOUR DAD.

SIDEKISS

AFTER A CHICK HAS SUCKED YOUR COCK AND YOU DROP YOUR GOO, WHEN SHE GOES TO KISS YOU, YOU THUSLY ENGAGE IN A DEFTLY EXECUTED "SIDEKISS" TO AVOID TASTING YOUR OWN DICK.

AS I WAS LEAVING YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, WE ENGAGED IN A SIDEKISS.

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