ufeifijing

you're a quintillion in 1 to type ufeifijing (what i typed)

Person 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 2: -\_(``_)_/-
Person 1: Dude, do you not know how to do it?
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: I'm ufeifijing done bro
Person 2: It's only because when you can crtl+c

dicktionary

It's when you find a dictionary boring so you start calling it Dicktionary, so you'd better not say Urban Dicktionary.

Person 1: I hate the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Stop using it then! Idiot!
Person 3: Or you can call it the Urban Dicktionary, just saying...
Person 1: Lemme think about that...
Person 1 again: Searches up what dick means*
Person 1 yet again: Well, call it the Urban Privatesictionary?
Person 2: What the hell...
Person 3: I guess so!
Person 1: Thanks for the advice!
Person 4: This'll probably not even go on the Urban Dictionary. What if kids use this website?
Person 1: Well, I DON'T CARE! ITS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND I HATE IT!
Person 2: Use my idea then...