ID-GAS Syndrome

Noun:
Pronounced I-D-GAS Syndrome. not id-gas

Abbreviation for "I don't give a shit"

"I don't give a shit" syndrome is the vulgar term for senioritis and other times in a person's life when he or she does not care about the given task or topic.

Although it is mainly for seniors about to graduate college (or high school), it could be used by any student at the end of the semester, or others who are just not interested in the given scenario.

Professor: "Good luck with finals"
Student 1: "Thanks. I'm gonna need it. I have ID-GAS Syndrome."
Professor: What's that?
Student 1: "I don't give a shit syndrome".
Professor: "Oh..."

WAFR

Acronym for WEDDING AND FUNERAL RELATIVE. Pronounced the same as "wafer".

A relative that you know, but only see at weddings and funerals. Every time you see them, You say "Let's hope the next time we see each other will be at better times." That never happens, of course. You might love the relative, but not so much that you call them- unless someone is dead...

My aunt died the other day. Time to see the WAFRs. I wonder how (fill in the blank) is doing? I am sure I will see him there... Not to mention his wife, what's her face...

Dated (Euphemism)

Verb

When used in blogging or chat, "Dated(euphemism)" is used to mock, criticize, or show dislike for a couple who are going out.

The euphemism in parenthesis is a way to give your opinion that there is/was no love in the relationship, but rather it is/was just based on sex and lust.

It is a very mean thing to write about another person, (but funny)

Can be used in present, past, or future tenses

A blog:

After John Doe broke up with Jane last week, he Dated (Euphemism) his new neighbor Jessica. Surprisingly, the relationship did not last.

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