unpoisoned

the name of a band...my band that is. i went out with this fucking bitchy-ass girl and broke up with her because she is like poison to the band...we needed to stay UNPOISONED! thats how we came up with our name.

dude, u should come see Unpoisoned tonight at Lupo's! they fucking kick ass!

Canadian flag

A pot leaf with two rolling papers

British Columbia is the marijuana capitol of the world

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seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

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Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive

yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!

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Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,

That rat just shit a kip!

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wobachucki

A Vagina with teeth.

The Ride Home has a big wobachucki

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Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

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