Turkey Sandwich

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

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Elba Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.

I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.

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