Reverse Cat

When you have fallen asleep cuddling with your girlfriend and she sneaks out really slow, not to wake you. Opposite what a cat would do, sneaking in slowly to get on your lap.

I don't know, I just woke up and Sophie was gone. I didn't even notice her leave, she must have done a reverse cat on me.

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Upside Down Boner

When an erection is restricted from achieving the 45 degree upright angle and points south instead.

some bitch at da club wuz backin up on my shit and my belt gave me an upside down boner.

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