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Smudger

A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator

"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023


Lola

A ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and selfless

Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 2, 2023


Lola

A cute and gorgeous ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and is absolutely selfless. She also is naturally gorgeous and never wears makeup.

Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 2, 2023


Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it

"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023


Bullshit

Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving

It’s bullshit how i’m not off on thanksgiving

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022