A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator
"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"
A ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and selfless
Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"
A cute and gorgeous ginger haired sweetheart who is sweet to everyone and is absolutely selfless. She also is naturally gorgeous and never wears makeup.
Friend 1: "Lola's so sweet"
Friend 2: "I know right"
A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it
"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."
Not letting people get off work on thanksgiving
Itâs bullshit how iâm not off on thanksgiving