T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."

"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."

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Whordle

Noun. When someone is playing Wordle with multiple partners.

"Hey! Did you just get another Wordle notification from Amy? "Yeah, I’m getting them constantly. I heard she’s sharing her Wordle daily with 10 different people. OMG. She is such a whordle."

Hanus

n. The exceptionally hairy anus of a man, specifically due to a lack of manscaping.

"Hey! How was your night?" "It was fantastic up until the point that I had to floss my teeth after tossing that dude's salad. He had such a hanus!"

"At least warn me before you bend over! No one should see a hanus on an empty stomach!"

"Look at the hanus on that guy!! It practically needs its own area code!!"

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