Hilary Duff

(n)- blonde who lipsyncs (see New Year's Eve), "acts" (cough), feels that fighting with other actresses will make her feel better about herself (see Lindsey Lohan, Avril Lavigne), mama's girl (wouldn't be famous if it wasn't for her mother), famous for some unknown reason (still can't seem to figure it out); for all hilary lovers- if she's so "pretty" why does she wear ten pounds of makeup to cover up her obviously ugly face? oh yes- and why would everyone who hates hilary be jealous (some people really need to learn how to spell that word)? i can mouth words into a microphone! i can put on makeup! i should be famous!!!

If Hilary Duff is not stopped:
One day, all of the brainwashed ten year olds will unite with hilary as their leader. they will overthrow the president and all other forms of government. they will then proceed to have everyone listen to metamorphosis nonstop. this will result in deafness throughout the world. people will also have to watch lizzie mcguire for hours. this will result in loss of eyesight. the world as we know it will be destroyed!

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