sexnology

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.

Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.

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twittergrieving

Shameless e-weeping over the untimely death of a celebrity, say, Robin Williams.

If I see one more twittergrieving post about Robin Williams, my head's gonna explode.

bijack

To entice a heterosexual into a homosexual encounter.

Friend: Umm, Ken, I don't know how to tell you this, but that bitch Stacey just bijacked your girl Barbie.

Ken: Can we watch?

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gingerballs

A derisive term for a red-haired male.

Hey you, hey gingerballs...where are you going? Are you going to a dick meeting?

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Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

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