wuerl

Pronounced "whirl". Named after the Cardinal Archbishop of Washington DC, from his time as Bishop of Pittsburgh. To wuerl is to move a sexual predator priest from one parish to another.

Did you see that Fr. Zirwas got wuerled again? This time he was wuerled over to St. Joseph in Verona.

Bergoglio

Pronounced "bur-go-lio". Variation: Bergoglioing. Named after Francis the Pope of Rome (or possibly anti-Pope of Rome). To equivocate, temporize, slander, avenge slights, and preen simultaneously.

"Damn bro, why you gots to be bergoglioing me like that behind my back!?"