One-man Crowd

A person who gets a crowd psyched up by being the first one to clap or to shout.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.

Man, that show tonight had a rough crowd, at least Gary was there to get them to start cheering, he's a one-man crowd!

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Food pill

Food that you accidentally swallow whole, like a pill.

(Two friends laughing, friend #1 is eating)
Friend#1: (gulp!) *cough-cough*
Friend#2: Haha..hehe, hey man, you okay?
Friend #1 Ergh!..*cough* hehe, I'm fine, just swallowed a food pill heheehe =

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iCrap

"Eye" crap => iCrap
That hardened, sticky stuff that you wake up with in the morning on your eyes.
It's usually dried tears from when you yawn too much before falling asleep. (my hypothesis)

Dude, this morning, I had so much iCrap on my eyes, that I couldn't open them! =O

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