2813308004

Rap artist Mike Jones' personal phone number, which he often repeats in his songs.

"2813308004, hit Mike Jones up on the low, cuz Mike Jones is about to blow!!"

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

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Shut Your Tits

Used when telling a fat guy to shut the fuck up.

"Hey tubby, shut your tits."

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