Trumping

When you hook up with a girl, sneak out after she falls asleep, and have a friend who is dressed fully in a suit (or tux) replace you. When she wakes up next the next morning the friend must look her in the eye, point at her, and say "You've been Trumped, bitch." His testicles may, or may not, be exposed at this point.

Joe Biden: "Been Trumping bitches since them schoolyard days. Where's my goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?"

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