Human Rolly-Polly

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.

That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.

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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.