Failitis

Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.

"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure

"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"

(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)

Shit Bank

Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.

"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"

"What..? God damnit..."

(2nd guy facepalms)

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