twatsmeg

Clumpy vaginal discharge.

I'm not eating you out, you've got twatsmeg!

2👍 1👎

bumwipe

1. Toilet paper.
2. An obnoxious or dishonest person.

1. Nick, toss me in some bumwipe. The roll is empty.
2. He owes me $20, the bumwipe.

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fonk

An extreme form of funk.

Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.

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bumroll

Toilet paper.

Hey, Mark, toss me in some bumroll.

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