Vaguebooking

When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)

me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph

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Zakin' Out

Take 14 1mg pills of Clonazepam, drink 1 40oz bottle of malt liquor, and 4 shots of rum. Claim that everyone in the house has stolen your iPad and vape pen then proceed to fight 3 people before running off into the night.

I saw this guy totally zakin' out in the alley.