Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.