Shame Totem

When a Man has an erection at an inopportune time.

"Hey Jane, did you see Umberto bomb his speech in front of the whole school!"
"Ya, he had a serious Shame Totem going on there, maybe I'll take it for a ride later".

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Poop tooter

A lower brow and somewhat comical name for the human anus.

Dude, that is the last time I go to Taco Bell! You should have seen what came out of my poop tooter last night!