Packn' a dick

When you're thirstin' for a pecker and you wanna savor the flavor of a tasty hog. Pack that dick between your gum and your lip like smokeless tobackey, and ya' know dis boy don't spit.

Frank was turned on so hard by Mark McGrath's frosted tips that he jumped on stage and started packn' a dick.

Man, I was on safari in Africa and saw Roger pinning down a wildebeest packn' a dick.

Dingleberry juice

If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.

"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting

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