Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

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