666 Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require men who are 6 feet tall, have a 6 inch penis and 6 figure salary

Sorry you’re not tall enough, I go by the 666 rule

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Polish Happy Meal

When you order a McChicken Sandwhich without mayo, spread a little ketchup on the upper bun, your own cum on the lower bun. Then scrunch in your fist and use as fleshlight.

I was feeling stressed last night, so I had a Polish Happy Meal

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Shelving

When you shit an entire log onto the toilet seat, on purpose.

Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.

Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!

Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party