bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

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fail bomb

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

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lololicous

what you call someone who makes you laugh and is right fit

that sophie is lololicous

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tornadoes and women

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

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wiped it's face

a term used in auction used to describe something that has broke even

my golf club has wiped it's face on ebay

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cute

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate

person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye

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etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

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