pussy piñata

When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.

Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...

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gum the d

The process of knocking all of one's teeth out, and then proceeding to force them to slurp on your penis, using their gums, which formerly had teeth, but longer have teeth, because you just knocked them all out.

Note: "d" refers to dick

Guy 1: Hey, your sisters cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before she lost all her teeth and gummed my d

Guy 1: yo, can I gum the d too?