ghetto mart

Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"

DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.

DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?

Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.

DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!

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rave nouveau

syn. rave nuevo. see also. new rave.
It's what all of the cool kids are listening to right now. Alot of the hott dance traxxx coming out of France right now would fit into this genre.

Rave Nouveau is so big in France!, Rave Nuevo is hitting hard south of the border in Mexico too! Before long new rave will take over the radiowaves world wide! Just ask deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or her Tag Team DJ sidekick DJ YR LTTL PWNY.

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Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.

We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.

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rave nuevo

see. new rave The hottest dance tracks comming out of France right now would fit into this genre.

Rave Nuevo is sweeping the nation! Just ask Deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or DJ YR LTTL PWNY, they know all about it.

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Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

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cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

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Fight Club Fridge

n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.

In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.

DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"

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